dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry
SO HE WAS HOT THE WHOLE TIME AND WE JUST DIDN’T KNOW IT.
Citizens of the world, we have been deceived.
I have honestly never heard the word ‘dork’ used without it being affectionate
If you didn’t tear up at this part, you’re lying
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU